Justin Therouxs skinny jeans at LAX: unflattering for his disproportionate body?

These are new photos of Justin Theroux arriving at LAX, having just flown in from New York City. His lover Jennifer Aniston is still filming in North Carolina. I really, really wonder why he’s not at her side. And yes, Pity Party Patrol, I KNOW that couples don’t have to be joined at the hip forever and ever. I’m just saying – JustJen really are joined at the hip normally, and it feels like they haven’t been together in a week, which is longer than they seem to go without seeing each other usually. Take that with the fact that Justin seemed to be living his old Heidi-Bivens life in NY and hanging out with his hipster bachelor buddies like Uncle Terry Richardson… it’s weird. It’s probably nothing. But I do like to analyze every little detail.

It wasn’t until I saw Justin Theroux in motion on Ellen DeGeneres’s show that I realized what a strange body he has. Not “strange” as in “he’s a freak of nature!” – more like “strange” as in “how did I never notice how small he is in general, and how he has really short legs?” You know why I never noticed? It’s because his top half is decent – he has nice arms, a decent build above the waist, and a big head (literally!). But his bottom half is disproportional. And it’s not being helped by his insistence on wearing these weird skinny jeans and too-tight, close-cut leather pants and whatever the BIEBER HELL he’s wearing in these photos (skinny sweatpants?). I like that Justin owns his slim (disproportionate) body, but I’ve got to ask – isn’t there a way for him to wear nice, flattering pants? He’s 40 years old. He should be able to find a good pair of pants by now.

Also – that’s HIS Louis Vuitton bag. The Asian(?) man is his driver, I think, and that’s why the dude is carrying Justin’s precious LV bag. I’m also including a photo of the back of Justin’s head – WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BALD SPOT?!? Is that a hipster comb-over or did he get some plugs?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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